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LOCAL MAN BLINDED BY NHL 22
A local man was excited by the promise of next gen graphics and the frostbite engine on the new NHL 22, only to be blinded by the overabundance of lens flare.
An EA representative on the matter was quoted to have said, "It's a feature we may remove for no apparent reason in future releases. In the meantime, enjoy your $80 roster update."
HOCKEY PLAYER FLIPS PUCK OVER GLASS TO FAN
Mitch Marner, of the Toronto Maple Leafs flips a puck over the glass for a fan in Game 6 of the North Division semifinals. Local Canadiens fans were just thrilled by the gesture.
SANTA SAYS CHRISTMAS 'NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT'
Santa was seen in Tampa Bay, Florida letting loose after his public and messy divorce with Mrs. Claus. Ol' Saint Nik was seen hard at work reconnecting with some of his 'Nice' list children, now of legal age and turning them naughty.
NHL PROSPECT LUKE PROKOP COMES OUT
Luke Prokop, a Nashville Predators draft pick and Alberta native becomes the first active, under contract NHL player to come out as gay. Good for him and hopefully he won't be the last.
THE GREAT EIGHT COMES OUT
Alex Ovechkin, stuck between a rock and a hard place faces the big decision to come out. Ovechkin, not known for his dictation, finally unloaded himself onto the hockey world.
"I know I wouldn't be the 'Great 8' without the help of the people in my life. They've been with me through all my ups and downs."
VAX'S ALL FOLKS
Following vaccination mandates set out by the NHL, Sharks forward Evander Kane is told to get his "ass vaxxed" by management and coaching staff, only to come back with his ass waxed.
Kane would later claim it was for the aerodynamics he needed to abandon his wife and children in a hurry.
