ABOUT US
We are a totally legit place of business to anyone who asks, as long as you have no follow-up questions.
TOKEN BLACKMAN
CEO
To be completely honest, he was just a diversity hire, but he stuck around and was totally loveable. Through his hard work and perseverance, he is now the CEO of his own company. See what happens when you give more people of colour a chance?
I would leave my wife for you. Just say the word.
TAYLOR QUILL
Head of Public Relations
Taylor Quill has been at the heart and soul of our Fantasy Hockey Club since the start. Got any questions about Ben's Fantasy Hockey and what we’re all about, Taylor Quill is your go-to source.
If you Google Taylor Quill though, oddly enough you don't get any specific hits on her name. Almost as if the author of this piece picked a generic name on purpose.
KRIS WARD
Director of Research
As the head of Research and Development here at Ben's Fantasy Hockey, Kris plays a crucial role in our goal to expand our global reach.
Our focus on innovation, research and technological development is key in our future-oriented marketplace, and in working closely with our networks and connections, develop products that meet our consumer's demands. Yes, buzzwords.
ALEX SMITH
Site Administrator
Fuck this piece of shit. Always wandering around aimlessly in life. I don't understand why you can't just be like me, a white guy, pull your boots up by your bootstraps, and work at my dad's company, making a six-figure salary.
Institutional racism and criminal justice reform? I don't have anything to gain from it, so I don't think so.
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO
Intern
We didn't really have a need for a full time employee, but she won us over with her enthusiasm and boundless energy. Also the fact that she was willing to agree to an unpaid internship. And that she's literally the most attractive person we've ever seen.
Oh man, indentured servitude is great. It's like slavery, but without it being called slavery.