BEN'S FANTASY HOCKEY
It's hockey. It's fantasy. But you don't get naked.
EDITOR'S LETTER
Benjamin Situ, Head Editor and Owner of World's biggest miniature figurine
Ben's Fantasy Hockey was founded in 1969, and was the greatest world event to occur that year. It began as a dream, to bring into the world a light, crumbly pastry cookie with a fruit preserve insert, such as strawberries or figs.
The item was almost to market, and perfected to meet the wants and desires of the new-age 70s, where the rise of bell-bottoms, disco and sex symbol Richard Nixon would soon take place.
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It was then that fucking piece of shit Sir Isaac Newton rolled into town, with his nouveau riche money and Hummer® H3 with the leather package and the Pioneer™ 6-inch touchscreen display...the only thing coming close to 6 inches in that car, am I right?
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Anyways, Isaac, whose real name was actually Standartenführer Hans Landa, a high ranking officer of Nazi Germany and founding member of the weekly publication 'Needle Dick Digest'....
WHAT HAPPENED IN 2021?
Seriously, I don't remember. Please help me. Could it be a tumor or something?
SID THE KID TURNS 1000
1000 games. 3 Stanley Cups. 2 Conn Smythes. A Gold-medal game winning goal. Legend.
